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Miss Nar Shaddaa Pageant

November 12, 2011

A local corespondent for GNN, attened the Miss Nar Shaddaa Pageant. Several contests had entered, but this night the final five were on stage.

Nar Shaddaa, Black Hole Casino: Tonight the crowds gathered to witness the finals of the Miss Nar Shaddaa contest. Five ladies competed for the crown as they took to the Hutt stage while the Hutts themselves were in the audience this day. The night began with each contestant, while wearing the formal gowns, were introduced. The second stage was an interview with a bikini portion of the contest rounding out the night’s event.

The candidates

Miss Morrigan, a well known human around the galaxy and currently an agent for the Jiramma Hutt Clan was the first to take the stage. Secondly Sera Secura a Twi’lek and head slaver of the Secura Vida guild took to the stage and was followed by Baby Girl, an up and coming podracer, personal pilot to Tanya Kyrie and also acting as her right hand woman. These were followed by Syvft Scatter, a Zeltron and then Uhuro, majordomo to Shaka the Hutt.

Morrigan was the first to answer her two questions during the interview process. First she explained  that she entered  to remind the Galaxy the importance of Nar Shaddaa, and secondly her next answer to the judges was that she had just a little more talent to win the contest over the other contestants. Sera Secura answered a question of how she would win the Miss Galaxy contest if she got that far, by explaining that in her work, she’s seen the most beautiful women in the Galaxy so she know how to become even more so. Answering her second question she indicated that anyone with the right merit could win, not just a Twi’lek.

For Baby Girl’s turn she answered a question about how the prestige of becoming Miss Nar Shaddaa could put her in a position to help the galaxy. See stated that she had no intention of helping the galaxy at large, but only Nar Shaddaa. Her second question dealt with how she was better than the other contestants which solicited a response that she wasn’t, that the others were equally talented in different areas and she was proud to be in a fair contest.

Being asked how she would win the Miss Galaxy crown, Syvft answered that the judges desires for her would pass her through. As for the best qualities for Miss Nar Shaddaa, the Zeltron explained that the one with the most charisma to showcase Nar Shaddaa would be the one to win. Miss Uhuro, a Bith, was the last up. To best represent Nar Shaddaa, she stated that she would go on a Public Relations tour throughout the galaxy especially in Republic space. Answering that if she won the Miss Galaxy title, she would give her gains to the charity of the orphaned seamstresses and lace makers of Coruscant to show the generosity of the Hutts as well as providing better fashion.

In the last stage of the contest the contestants showed off their assets in a bikini. First up, Morrigan performed a small dance then indicated that the winner should donate to the heating bill. Sera also performed a bit and then was followed by Baby Girl who then read a poem about true love. Syvft played up to the crowed and thanking them for coming, while Uhuro performed a seductive dance with fans.

Baby Girl, new Miss Nar Shaddaa

At the end, the contest became very close, as the audience was allowed to vote though their votes only counted as a fraction to the main judges. Tanya, majordomo to Darmutta, announced the winners starting with the second runner up which was given to Uhuro. The first runner up title was given to Miss Syvt. After those announcements, Tanya announced the winner, and the new Miss Nar Shaddaa is Baby Girl.

GNN congratulates all those that entered.

— GNN Nar Shaddaa Corespondent

  1. Arasha Kata
    November 12, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    imagine that, the pilot of one of the judges won the contest on the moon that’s run by her boss’ boss.

  2. November 12, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    I was a judge? I thought I was a spectator.

  3. Ziff
    November 12, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Arasha Kata :
    imagine that, the pilot of one of the judges won the contest on the moon that’s run by her boss’ boss.

    My thoughts exactly…
    Interesting how sith have won when sith were judges. Huh?

    • Arasha Kata
      November 12, 2011 at 6:34 PM


  4. November 13, 2011 at 2:23 AM

    Message from Tanya Kyrie

    Baby Girl is indeed working for the Hutts … but that was the case of 4 out of the 5 contestants. Baby Girl is an Agent of the Jiramma Hutt Clan … as Morrigan (who is also an Agent of the Jiramma Hutt Clan), and Sera Secura (who is also an Agent of the Jiramma Hutt Clan), and Uhuro is the Majordomo of Shaka the Hutt … Only Syft is not (yet) working for the Hutts, and she finished First Runner.

  5. November 13, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    ((I removed the inaccurate judge list))

  6. Morrigan Wemyss
    November 13, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    I’m sure the judges chose who they thought would best represent Nar Shaddaa in the ms Galaxy pagent. If they do havve creative ways of going about it.

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