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Mud Pit Mayhem

July 6, 2012

Baby girl sent GNN an accounting on the Mud Westing event in Nar Shaddaa

Mud Pit

Another beautiful night in polluted Nar Shaddaa saw the premier of Lady Astraea’s Message Parlor’s Mud Pit Mayhem, an event co-produced by Nasirii Entertainment.
The first match was bikini clad Twi’lek versus Twi’lek, and the winner was Sera Secura of Secura Vida’s in Lower city.
The mud wrestling event took place on a specially designed stage, and people came from all over the galaxy to gamble and watch the mud fights.

In a special all Nasirii event, General Shade wrestled in the mud with Belutric the leader of the clan, who even though lost did so gracefully and looking right at home in the mud. Early on, Cyborg Nora took the lead, going against all manner of opponents, including a match up with an assassin droid.

Ava vs Baby Girl

The audience was encouraged to compete for the first Mayhem Mud Cup, but there were also grudge matches. Feeling hostilities left over from Hutt Night, Ava challenged Baby Girl in a mud mash of Majordomos, and came out on top all three rounds.

In the crowd were spotted Shaka, Belutric and members of various factions and sports lovers from all over. In the end, it was Cyborg Nora who took home the Mayhem Mud Cup, and title of “Best Mud Wrestler in the Galaxy.”

Afterwards a party was held in Lady Astraea’s Massage Parlor where talk of Mud Pit Mayhem 2 was discussed and plans started for a follow up to the popular event.

— Baby Girl

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  1. Voren Redden
    July 6, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    Oh well look at that, a bunch of whorish cunts waddling in the mud like the hutts themselves. This doesen’t surprise me, Mind you that the hutts are atleast better smelling and nice then whorish cunts, I’d much more likely spend my time with them then … these people. Blah, What is this galaxy coming to?

    • Sha'ira
      July 6, 2012 at 12:29 PM

      Not sure if mud wrestling deserves the “whats this galaxy coming to” comment, especially on a place like Nar Shadaa which has one of the highest crime rates in the galaxy. Then again it was an event on Nar Shadaa that DIDN”T turn into violence, ‘whats this galaxy coming to?”

    • Xan Qenadius
      July 6, 2012 at 12:43 PM

      What’s the matter Voren? Jealous you weren’t there much? or there wasn’t guys rolling around in mud,half naked?

      • July 6, 2012 at 8:19 PM

        “What’s the matter Voren? Jealous you weren’t there much? or there wasn’t guys rolling around in mud,half naked?”

        Oh, you know Redden. He doesn’t consider a woman to be classy until her head has been cut off.

    • Morrigan Wemyss
      July 6, 2012 at 4:50 PM

      It Nar Shaddaa?

  2. Marron Aquitaine
    July 6, 2012 at 3:30 PM

    [[ dafaq? just when I thought SWRP was becoming ‘normal’ ]]

  3. Anon
    July 6, 2012 at 10:13 PM

    [[ Obviously not hanging around nar shaddaa enough ^ ]]

  4. Voren Redden
    July 7, 2012 at 11:42 AM

    Nasaji Oba :
    “What’s the matter Voren? Jealous you weren’t there much? or there wasn’t guys rolling around in mud,half naked?”
    Oh, you know Redden. He doesn’t consider a woman to be classy until her head has been cut off.

    I don’t consider them a woman if their rolling around in mud like total skanks, Skanks the lot of them. Infact, I woulden’t even bother executing these women for defiling themselves like they are, Obviously not even good enough for that … Maybe feed them to an acklay or a rancor … Tho i don’t want it to get sick with diseases

    • July 7, 2012 at 7:59 PM

      The Point
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      Your Head

  5. July 7, 2012 at 2:45 PM

    First off, if a girl is clever enough to roll herself in the mud in order to get slobbering men to bet on her and give her half the winnings, good for her. I applaud a woman who uses what cards she’s been dealt to get the credits she needs to better her life. Even you do not consider them women…that’s just peachy keen for you, love. But I rather doubt the galaxy gives a proverbial shit.

    As for the belief that a hutt would be better smelling and nicer than a “whorish cunt” which, I’m assuming, you would categorize me as for promoting such an event, I openly invite you to come inspect my Parlour in the Upper City of Nar Shaddaa- never has such a sanitary establishment existed within the city limits. I can assure you it smells just as lovely and is just as nice as any hutt you’ve met. I’m proud to say neither man, woman, hutt, nor any other species I’ve dealt with has contracted any manner of sickness from my services. Granted, my services have yet to extend to acklay or rancor, but I can only assume such a reputation would be upheld.

    I eagerly await your visit so that you might appraise my business in person. Until then, I shall consider you a coward who has insulted not just myself, but the Hutt Council and the Hutt clans which serve it, as they serve to promote and protect my operations and events such as this.

  6. Shiva Vayne
    July 9, 2012 at 3:53 AM

    Watch out Voren the hutts are mad that you made fun of a bunch of animals rolling around in filth for a few dozen credits.

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