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Holy Hutt Book discovered

July 24, 2012

Reporters of Galactic News were invited to meet Quarko the Hutt.

Quarko holding the Book

Quarko, a religious Hutt, recently discovered a Old Holy Book of the Hutts in their home-world of Nal Hutta. This book holds “information and secrets about Hutt society, philosophy, religion, power, business, and many other things.” The details remains however undisclosed since Quarko prefers the Hutt religious practice are not exposed publicly, fearing they attract longing and jealousy from other religion such as Sith and Jedi ones. Indeed he affirm his philosophical options are the most true and powerful.

By the way, the book already attracted the greed, since a droid attempted to steal it violently from the Hutt. Quarko decided to protect this old artifact by trusting it to another Hutt. He doesn’t rely on the Hutt Clan Council for its safeguard, preferring instead the rediscovered knowledge be known by a few Hutt scholars.

— Daana Kira, Rakiko Lowtide

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  1. Archeologist Amateur
    July 24, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    Amazing, if this book contains old secrets bank account numbers, It’s unimaginable how much they are with the compound interests after such a long time.

    1 credit deposited at 1% per year, becomes 20,000 credits after 1000 years. At 2% it’s now 400 millions of credits. Now at 5% it’ll be more than one sextillion of credits.

    That’s the real power!

  2. July 24, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    Yea verily, and thus thine mud bath must be prepared as so: only five of thine palm-fulls of fecal matter per twelve spans of a dewback’s tail in volume; fresh fertilizer shall composeth the rest; incidental insect carcasses are to be considered a divine blessing. Remember never to eat of the frog soaked in ochre honey until thine hast been out of the bath for the span of time five and twenty degrees from whence the sun descends from the sky.

  3. July 24, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    Uh? My bath is with water, roses, foam and essences!

    • July 25, 2012 at 7:19 AM

      You forgot the slave girls and back massage!

  4. July 24, 2012 at 11:31 PM

    (( Lol Quarco:) Are ya sure aren’t the 286 rules of Acquisition?))

  5. July 25, 2012 at 3:41 AM

    Ardeth Shev’la :(( Lol Quarco:) Are ya sure aren’t the 286 rules of Acquisition?))

    ((upps sorry, Quarko, are you sure the character isn’t inspired by the ferengi character from DS9?))

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