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Kulith Laan Named as Emperor on a Unified Coruscant as Mandalorian Forces Leave

September 10, 2012

The Coronation of Emperor Kulith Laan took place on Coruscant. Later GNN reporters Daana Kira and Rakiko Lowtide were able to speak with the new Emperor.

Kulith Laan, leader of the Galactic Empire, Underlord of Malachor and head of the Trayus Academy was named Emperor on Coruscant  in front of a large crowd which included representatives from several factions across the galaxy. Kulith Laan had been strengthening his galactic empire for some time and by the time his empire took control of the administrative of Coruscant several of the major Sith and Imperial factions gave their support such as the Disciples of Ragnos (DOR), the Syrion order, the Imperial Conclave, and the Sith led by Darth Nessa on Ziost. With several other worlds and military also coming under the fold this Empire is probably one of largest central governments in the Galaxy. With control of Kuat, Coruscant, and several other key planets the Galactic Empire claims to control a vast amount of the Galaxies wealth and military might.

The Coronation

The Coronation was broadcast throughout the Empire and beyond as Darth Umbra of the Trayus academy conducted the ceremony telling the history of the Sith and their place in the galaxy. Once accepting the position as Emperor, Kulith Laan gave a speech recognizing all those that had allied with him and are now part of the Galactic Empire.

Later as the first act as Emperor, Kultih Laan met with the Mandalore. In a surprise move the mandalorians agreed to give up their claim on Coruscant in exchange for Fondor, whose status was finally determined to have been a territory of the Imperial Conclave. The Conclave, now part of the Galactic Empire agreed to release claim of that highly strategic world in exchange for all of Coruscant. The Mandalorians had occupied Coruscant on the basis that is was where their ideas had began with the Taung species a long time ago. They had then invited the Galactic Empire to come and help administer the planet. However, the mandalorians had presumably grown dissatisfied with the world as all traces of the Taung had been wiped away centuries ago and convincing trillions of inhabitants to give up their way of life to return to the old ways was a futile attempt. They agreed to hand all of Coruscant over to the Emperor in exchange for Fondor.

Emperor Laan in his office on Crouscant

Now in full Control of Coruscant, Emperor Laan has made it his capital converting the Republic government buildings to his. GNN was able to meet with him at the old Chancellor’s office where he was surrounded by the leaders of all the Imperial and Sith factions. The Emperor started out by explaining the transaction with the Mandalorians and was pleased that Coruscant was united under his governance. As he pointed out, he had been elected Chancellor for several years under a previous Republic and oversaw the changing of Coruscant’s governance between republics and Empires over the course of several years. He stated that his experience has given him several key contacts on Coruscant as well as the goodwill of the people.

In administering Coruscant since the mandalorian occupation he has personally pushed for deregulation of several trade practices and states that the people are now even more free to conduct whatever business they choose, which will boost Coruscant’s economy even further. Furthermore new trade opportunities with the Hutts and the Smuggler’s Alliance should open even more doors pushing Coruscant’s wealth even further than they could have ever seen under the Republic.

The Emperor was pleased with the path the Galactic Empire has followed and looks forward to working with Sith and Imperial leaders such as Darth Sae’hal of the DOR and Gen Morane of the Conclave. Furthermore he looks forward to working with all the factions in the Galaxy, including the mandalorians in future endeavors as well as the Republic who he pointed out sent a skilled diplomat to speak with him already.

Stating that the formation of this Empire has made a grand dream a reality, a gathering will be held on Kuat soon where Sith, Imperial, and other leaders may come together to unification and trust under the Galactic flag.

— Rakiko Lowtide, Daana Kira

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  1. September 10, 2012 at 9:05 PM

    An Empire built upon the unification of individual sith groups, most of which being disorganized with unstable leadership… I am not sure if the Emperor thought out holding the Empire, and thought out the possibility of one of his ‘Nobles’, or individual group leaders, overthrowing him. With the small number of Sith from Rhelg compared to the larger numbers in each of these groups, it would not be difficult.

    There is also the fact that many of these Imperial groups breathe the, almost instinctive, craving of power. Of course The Emperor and his assistant are intelligent… but is their system, structure, or position in this Empire secure? We have yet to find out.

    It’s easy to put together very large factions and Empires, yet maintaining them is where the work really comes in. All of these individual member groups have failed in their own attempts at conquest and expansion, I expect the same result as a whole.

    • The Fact Finder
      September 11, 2012 at 2:16 AM

      The fact is, Empires require a certain amount of military might in order to survive the test of time. This Empire has it to some degree, but it’s not their own military might. They rely on manipulating the Mandalorians and factions such as the Disciples of Ragnos for their military might. I’ve heard they promise equal power among the factions that join them, yet they have an emperor. All it will take is these pawns of theirs to realize they’re being used for their military strength, and that they don’t have as much power as their Emperor promises, and their house of cards will collapse. These Empires are all alike, they all promise power to those that join them, and they all say they’re different from the last one – but the fact is, this just isn’t true. They all just want power for themselves, really.

    • Master Kasmiel
      September 11, 2012 at 3:42 AM

      I think that to label those ‘groups’ to whom you refer as ‘sith’ would be an elementary mistake. Facility with the Dark Side and simply applying the name to oneself does not make it so.

  2. Pale Pass
    September 10, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    So says the man who lost his upstart group within a week. We all know wade can’t speak from wisdom or experience.

    • September 11, 2012 at 6:23 PM

      Aside from the fact that I didn’t loose it, and I did not have anything such as a Father who’s group lasted long enough and was very successful?

  3. September 11, 2012 at 3:14 AM

    (( Bladen, try to adopt a severe and tough attitude for your character, you look like a lil’ flower nearby the emperor:) ))

    • September 11, 2012 at 1:56 PM

      ((Lol! That is perfectly fine, a soft flower can turn into something deadly 🙂 if not already.))

      • September 12, 2012 at 2:02 AM

        (( Dear Bladen, if you noticed at the end of my observation is used ” 🙂 ” and was more a friendly teasing. Ups, forget about dear and teasing, otherwise you can deliver to me one of your “magic” boxes. Keep just “friendly”))

  4. Grand Moff Kaden
    September 11, 2012 at 5:04 AM

    Congratulations to Emperor Laan and his coronation. The Moff Council of The New Fel Imperium do hope his reign goes well, and that the Sith and Imperial factions under him stay good and united finally.

    We are very interested to learn that the Imperial Conclave is now with Laan, seeing as they are one of our models for which we have based all our work upon. It brings new things into perspective for me personally.

    It will be interesting to see how Laan’s Galactic Empire plays out on Courscant. The New Fel Imperium will be watching closely.

  5. September 11, 2012 at 12:49 PM

    (Everyone’s a critic. Quite entertaining.)

  6. faardor
    September 11, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    Hmpf, trading planets, how low have we mandalorians fallen?

    Can these sith even hold the planet without our support? Ive read the reports, the majority of the forces in the invasion were mandalorian and from what I have read and heard I believe a ratio of 7:1 10:1 mandalorian to sith ratio would be roughly accurate

  7. September 11, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    The Fact Finder :
    The fact is, Empires require a certain amount of military might in order to survive the test of time. This Empire has it to some degree, but it’s not their own military might. They rely on manipulating the Mandalorians and factions such as the Disciples of Ragnos for their military might. I’ve heard they promise equal power among the factions that join them, yet they have an emperor. All it will take is these pawns of theirs to realize they’re being used for their military strength, and that they don’t have as much power as their Emperor promises, and their house of cards will collapse. These Empires are all alike, they all promise power to those that join them, and they all say they’re different from the last one – but the fact is, this just isn’t true. They all just want power for themselves, really.

    *Casts his hand out as he follows the feeds coming forth* “Now this is rather amusing … I am not one to simply..brush aside well earned rights for opinions. Fortunately there are some exceptions..
    And … On the contrary … The Disciples of Ragnos had joined in this willingly, in fact, we went to them. In regards to the statement that was so -very- kindly shared. I suggest that you research the Sith. Their beliefs and pick apart each and every known sith in history..if you can acquire such knowledge. Note your previous statements and how they relate to the ideals. Clearly … you will find a common theme. Some of us don’t need to be ‘promised power’, it is perhaps a born right.”

    • Kasmiel
      September 11, 2012 at 4:10 PM

      Ever the sniveling leech of power as you are, sir.

    • The Fact Finder
      September 12, 2012 at 12:00 AM

      The republic prior to Palpatine taking over, joined him willingly. It’s one of the most effective methods of getting someone else to do your bidding…getting them to ask you if they can do your bidding(but it may not be as white and black as that). The whole point to using someone as a pawn is that they don’t realize they’re being used at all.

      Think about it, why would you serve them when they should be serving you? You’re the one with the power. Or heck, I know you Sithies have no concept of fairness like the Republic does, but maybe you should even consider getting equal power or something? Oh wait, next thing you’re going to say is you do have equal power, in which case that completely nullifies the need for an -Emperor-, in which case I’m still correct in that you sir, got played. Unless of course it was your goal all along to be someone’s lap dog.

      ::inserts a smiley face at the end of his comment::

  8. Imperial Minister of Public Relations
    September 12, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    On the Contrary, ”Fact Finder” The Sith have a firm understanding that while everyone should have a voice, only those wise enough to offer a useful one should be listened The Empire’s Laws are codified by the Just, and the Righteous.

    (…)

    The Emperor Protects

    (inappropriate content removed -DK)

    • The Fact Finder
      September 13, 2012 at 2:26 AM

      Translation: “Indeed, only the Emperor’s and the one next in line to be Emperor’s opinions count, because we consider the rest of them to be a joke.”

      Also, you squidfaces need to stop pretending to be the good guys. We all know you’re evil. At least the other Sith can pretend they’re not Sith(and thus evil) based on the fact that they’re not a squidface. I mean kriff, word on the street is you guys are already oppressing the former free peoples of coruscant.

      Your “Minister of Public Relations” has failed at public relations. NEXT!

      • September 13, 2012 at 8:15 AM

        Those discontent in the Republic are bound to create whatever rumors they see fit to legitimize their passions against me; it is expected from any whom find themselves at odds with another in almost any respect. It is the way of sentient thought.

      • The Fact Finder
        September 13, 2012 at 9:40 AM

        Oh I see, so because I expose your corruption it must mean I am one of your enemies? One the contrary, you’re pretty meaningless and powerless beyond your pawns, and thus I have no issues with you. I simply seek to expose the facts to those who are blind to them. It is interesting to see that you seek to pretend to know who I am just because I expose facts that destabilize your power. I only deal in facts, not rumors.

        You assume much…what makes you think I’m a sentient being at all and not simply a droid programmed to find, research, and expose facts?

      • Imperial Minister of Public Relations
        September 13, 2012 at 10:27 AM

        It saddens me that the ministry’s statement has been altered. Causing it to lose most of it’s meaning. Judging it based upon that was left is criticizing of a quote taken out of contest at best, a strawman argument at worst.

        The original point is: Unlike the Republic, who has a senate of officials that can if they can ever agree, dismantle it’s very foundation, rewrite it’s laws, and undermine the very organization it is in charge of out of self interest. The masses will vote to give themselves wealth and power the moment they realize they can, they will vote to change policy to suit their interests and to protect themselves from prosecution for their corruption and injustices. The Empire does not have this problem, The Law is The Law, No one is exempt from it. And Justice and Order is Universal. That is what the Sith seek, not evil, but Order.

  9. Imperial Missionary
    September 13, 2012 at 11:30 AM

    This *Fact Finder* is clearly yet another in a long line of vitriolic nameless, faceless anonymous Holonet commenters who paint themselves as a ‘neutral third party’ with a name like “Fact Finder” pretending that they are not yet another Republic leaning pundit shouting about things they no nothing about. I think it would be Interesting to “Fact check the Fact Finder” if he/she/it insists on spouting such erroneous claims without actual facts.

    “The fact is, Empires require a certain amount of military might in order to survive the test of time. This Empire has it to some degree, but it’s not their own military might.They rely on manipulating the Mandalorians and factions such as the Disciples of Ragnos for their military might.”
    False, The Mandalorians approached The Empire and requested our assistance in securing the planet and keeping Order, as well as handling freight shipments to keep the population fed in the interim of their projects, In exchange for sovereign control over the areas in our control zone later evolving into our fully assuming control of the System and marking a return to rightful Imperial Rule. As for the Disciples of Ragnos, That is an Imperial Order, so their forces are our forces,

    “I’ve heard they promise equal power among the factions that join them, yet they have an emperor.” Of course, What is an Empire without an Emperor? an Emperor unanimously chosen by the heads of the Orders and Imperial Military Comprising The Empire.

    “All it will take is these pawns of theirs to realize they’re being used for their military strength, and that they don’t have as much power as their Emperor promises, and their house of cards will collapse.” Speculation, Not facts, but speculation based on misinformed assumptions.

    “These Empires are all alike, they all promise power to those that join them, and they all say they’re different from the last one – but the fact is, this just isn’t true. They all just want power for themselves, really.”
    Not only is the first half of this a gross generalization, but the second half is demonstrably False. The slightest Examination of Imperial Legal Code can prove this.

    Now your second post we’ll examine

    “The republic prior to Palpatine taking over, joined him willingly.” They did not ‘join him’ they Elected him. And they fully endorsed his New Order. He did not create his own faction and absorb the Republic into it, he with overwhelming support transformed the Republic into the Empire, perhaps a quirk of language but still a fundamental difference.

    “It’s one of the most effective methods of getting someone else to do your bidding…getting them to ask you if they can do your bidding(but it may not be as white and black as that). The whole point to using someone as a pawn is that they don’t realize they’re being used at all.”
    Again this is opinion, While in my opinion it may be true, this is not the case with The Empire , no one is being “used” Are you being “used” when you pay taxes and get services from your government? are you being “used” when you receive payment for your work?This statement is assuming that The Empire does not have substantial benefits to loyalty to it, that being an Imperial Citizen is being a slave, which is, again not only demonstrably false, but a generalization based on nothing, It’s Ideologue rhetoric, not facts, not expert analysis, but empty rhetoric and an attack on the Empire based on nothing

    “Think about it, why would you serve them when they should be serving you?” There is a caste system of prestige within the Empire, a clear chain of command, within the Sith hierarchy and Military Structure. Those who should be serving others serve others, those who should have others serving them do. Unless of course, this is merely an attempt at spreading sedition, attempting to prey on what you perceive to be the nature of all Sith? Greedy, selfish, and short sighted? Lords of the Sith are a touch more disciplined than that.

    “Or heck, I know you Sithies have no concept of fairness like the Republic does, but maybe you should even consider getting equal power or something?” Another assumption, I don’t see many “facts” fact finder.

    “Oh wait, next thing you’re going to say is you do have equal power, in which case that completely nullifies the need for an -Emperor-,” There are obvious reasons why a government with a clear chain of command and hierarchy would need a strong, central ruling figure above a council of ‘equal power’ as you call it to prevent petty infighting and stagnation from consuming the organization as has happened time and time again in Republics and Galactic Alliances, and one of the chief reasons for the systematic failure of every single republic government since the Clone Wars. So mister fact finder, again you are incorrect.

    “, in which case I’m still correct in that you sir, got played. Unless of course it was your goal all along to be someone’s lap dog.”
    You, again seem to assume that those who are involved in the Empire do not understand full well what they are expected of, and what they can expect to gain. it does us no good to betray our constituents and Citizens, to do so would be to undermine the very foundation of the Empire. Loyalty, Fealty, Justice, Order. These are the core principles of Imperial Mandate. For an apparent neutral fact checker, you seem to use emotional, subjective language a good deal.

    And on to your next response:
    ” “Indeed, only the Emperor’s and the one next in line to be Emperor’s opinions count, because we consider the rest of them to be a joke.””
    A deliberate misinterpretation of an edited statement from our Minister’s office. Not only does this statement disingenuously misrepresent what is being said, but it is completely off on how the Imperial Line of Succession functions. For a so called “Fact Finder” you have done very little research into what you are criticizing.

    “Also, you squidfaces need to stop pretending to be the good guys. We all know you’re evil. At least the other Sith can pretend they’re not Sith(and thus evil) based on the fact that they’re not a squidface.”
    So now you result to racial slurs. inaccurate racial slurs at that. Squidface is usually a derogatory term used for Quarren not Sith. But you’re not only resorting to open bigotry of a species that the Republic attempted to completely exterminate (arguably causing the millenia old pattern of warfare between Sith and Republic)And at now even has laws prohibiting not only free exercise of religion but also outlawing certain species and cultures. and How, Oh yes. and you have the audacity to claim the SIth are ‘Evil’ (a purely subjective term)

    “I mean kriff, word on the street is you guys are already oppressing the former free peoples of coruscant.” I do not believe gossip, hearsay and rumor count as “fact” the “word on the street” would not be admissible in any court or scientific journal. So where are these facts you are supposed to be finding?

    And let us move onto your next where you respond to the Emperor himself. Let us see how many facts you bring forth and how much decorum you have.

    “Oh I see, so because I expose your corruption it must mean I am one of your enemies? ”
    What exposure? What corruption? you have clearly not exposed anything, and done nothing but spread completely inaccurate gossip, conjecture, speculation and opinion as if it was proof of anything, but not only have you provided no evidence for what claim, the vast majority of what you have said are not ‘facts’ it is not ‘exposure’ it is Libelous falsehoods Of course, such vitriolic slander based on an astounding lack of information about the Empire can only come from an Enemy, you are clearly a Republic Pundit.

    “One the contrary, you’re pretty meaningless and powerless beyond your pawns, and thus I have no issues with you” The galaxy begs to differ with you. This is a baseless ad hominem attack. Not only is it obvious to anyone actually paying attention and not blinded by the delusional rhetoric of the republic, but also demonstrable based on the turnout at the coronation of the Emperor, how many have come to him, the Vastness of his holdings and Imperial territory and the strength of The Imperial Armed Forces, that you could not be more wrong. All evidence points to the contrary of this statement sir.

    ” I simply seek to expose the facts to those who are blind to them.”
    Then you should start with yourself, my friend. For otherwise you will be looking a very very long time.

    “It is interesting to see that you seek to pretend to know who I am just because I expose facts that destabilize your power. ”
    It is obvious who you are simply from reading your rhetoric, you are a Republic sympathizer, probably young for your species,Who hates Sith, Imperials, and anything else that the republic’s propaganda told you was ‘the bad guys’ on the holonet programming you watched as a child, that you have carried with you to this day. Despite that, not only do you have not the slightest clue about what is going in the senate, but you’re also woefully out of touch with other current events, you heard about the New Emperor somewhere and rushed to start your anonymous ‘fact finding’ crusade, thinking yourself to be some great crusader for social justice, and to fight the forces of evil by exposing the ‘evils of the empire’ to the galaxy! I bet I’m close aren’t I?You also ,I am willing to bed are smug in your assertions ,thinking you have outwitted (somehow ) the greatest minds and powers in the galaxy with your razor wit.

    When in truth, nothing could be further from the truth. You are a commenter, on the holonet, who is beating a war drum and puffing out your virtual chest and decrying the perceived evils of the empire. and no matter what is said in reply to you, you will either become more incensed, or more cocky and assured of your meaningless holonet victory while Imperial Banners fly on Coruscant. and you sit alone in your apartment. Your words could not destabilize an drunken smuggler’s arguments for legalization of glitterstim, let alone The Empire itself.

    “I only deal in facts, not rumors.” Obviously, it’s quite the opposite. You’ve so far only dealt in rumors, and no facts.

    “You assume much…what makes you think I’m a sentient being at all and not simply a droid programmed to find, research, and expose facts?”
    Because a droid would have actually brought forth some facts or evidence, a droid would not resort to racist tirades or ad hominem attacks, nor would a droid even be capable of the level of ignorant smugness you’ve presented in your comments.

    Let this individual be a Lesson. If this is the best the critics of the Empire can do? Then perhaps you should take a closer look at what our best is.

    The Emperor Protects

    • The Fact Finder
      September 13, 2012 at 2:15 PM

      Oh, nice attempt to make your post so long in an effort to dazzle the masses with more lies. I apologize if my response is long as well, but I must defend myself if I am to keep the facts from being suppressed, I will try my best to keep it as short as possible though:

      “Of course, What is an Empire without an Emperor? an Emperor unanimously chosen by the heads of the Orders and Imperial Military Comprising The Empire.”

      When was this? My sources among your “equal” factions say this never took place. That of course assumes they were all equal enough to be invited in the first place.

      “Not only is the first half of this a gross generalization, but the second half is demonstrably False. The slightest Examination of Imperial Legal Code can prove this.”

      I’m curious where this Legal Code can be found at in order to be read. Not that it matters since dictators generally have this habit of thinking themselves above the law.

      “They did not ‘join him’ they Elected him. And they fully endorsed his New Order. He did not create his own faction and absorb the Republic into it, he with overwhelming support transformed the Republic into the Empire, perhaps a quirk of language but still a fundamental difference.”

      That’s actually not how it worked out at all. Martial Law in any democratic society or republic works by a chancellor, president, prime minister, or other executive figurehead being able to assume full power of whatever body this person is the figurehead of, allowing this person the possibility of being Dictator for their given lifespan. Naturally, declaring Martial Law at any peaceful time would be voted down, but if you stir up enough chaos, riots, wars, anarchy, and/or public unrest, it may just be voted in, in an effort to end whatever problem may be happening. The given democracy/republic must then merely hope, pray, or beg their new dictator to resign his power once the troubles are resolved. Palpatine was one such dictator, and if it wasn’t obvious, he didn’t resign his power willingly. Even someone like me, who is opposed to you power mongers, must admit the genius behind his plan, as warped and evil as it was. Perhaps you should study some history, sir or madam.

      “Again this is opinion, While in my opinion it may be true, this is not the case with The Empire , no one is being “used” Are you being “used” when you pay taxes and get services from your government? are you being “used” when you receive payment for your work?This statement is assuming that The Empire does not have substantial benefits to loyalty to it, that being an Imperial Citizen is being a slave, which is, again not only demonstrably false, but a generalization based on nothing, It’s Ideologue rhetoric, not facts, not expert analysis, but empty rhetoric and an attack on the Empire based on nothing”

      You most definitely are being used when you pay taxes to your government and they misspend the taxes they receive. What benefits are you referring to?

      “There is a caste system of prestige within the Empire, a clear chain of command, within the Sith hierarchy and Military Structure. Those who should be serving others serve others, those who should have others serving them do. Unless of course, this is merely an attempt at spreading sedition, attempting to prey on what you perceive to be the nature of all Sith? Greedy, selfish, and short sighted? Lords of the Sith are a touch more disciplined than that.”

      At least you can admit it. I respect you for that. Half of these moronic meatbags don’t even realize they’re not equal.

      “Another assumption, I don’t see many “facts” fact finder.”

      In time my friend, to reveal them now would result in the execution of my sources. I can’t have that now can I? Then nobody would want to feed me info on your attempts to mesmerize the masses with your inspiring speeches and whatnot. I’m not the only one they feed info to though, by a long shot from what they tell me. I do think it’s funny all these Sith pretending to be the good guys though. That’s like saying Space isn’t black.

      “There are obvious reasons why a government with a clear chain of command and hierarchy would need a strong, central ruling figure above a council of ‘equal power’ as you call it to prevent petty infighting and stagnation from consuming the organization as has happened time and time again in Republics and Galactic Alliances, and one of the chief reasons for the systematic failure of every single republic government since the Clone Wars. So mister fact finder, again you are incorrect.”

      Indeed the reasons are obvious, because you people want to be the supreme ruler of your petty little empire that you plan to use to oppress the free peoples of the galaxy. If it was just a strong central ruling figure above a council, it would be called a Chancellor, not an Emperor…and he wouldn’t have supreme power, although I’m sure you’re just going to lie and deny that part too(if not, prove it and make someone else Emperor, someone like that lap dog in charge of DOR, whatever his name is). As for the “chief reasons for the systematic failure of every single republic government since the Clone Wars”, you make it sound like there’s been a lot of republic governments…the fact is the republic was killed off by Sith powermongers, nothing more. Stop trying to suppress the facts, sir.

      “You, again seem to assume that those who are involved in the Empire do not understand full well what they are expected of, and what they can expect to gain. it does us no good to betray our constituents and Citizens, to do so would be to undermine the very foundation of the Empire. Loyalty, Fealty, Justice, Order. These are the core principles of Imperial Mandate. For an apparent neutral fact checker, you seem to use emotional, subjective language a good deal.”

      You, again, fail to show any facts as to what they can expect to gain. As for my language, I’m programmed to do so, for you meatbags seem to identify better with colorful language over that of bland and boring language. If you don’t like it, I don’t care.

      “So now you result to racial slurs. inaccurate racial slurs at that. Squidface is usually a derogatory term used for Quarren not Sith. But you’re not only resorting to open bigotry of a species that the Republic attempted to completely exterminate (arguably causing the millenia old pattern of warfare between Sith and Republic)And at now even has laws prohibiting not only free exercise of religion but also outlawing certain species and cultures. and How, Oh yes. and you have the audacity to claim the SIth are ‘Evil’ (a purely subjective term) ”

      So now you result in attempting to derail the conversation by fixating on my colorful language, yet again. Way to suppress the facts. Your faces look like squids, I could care less if other meatbags happen to use the term on the Quarren or not. It’s funny that you fixate on this, since it reminds me of how the Red Sith from inside and outside of your order that I’ve met seem to think themselves superior to Sith of other species.

      “What exposure? What corruption? you have clearly not exposed anything, and done nothing but spread completely inaccurate gossip, conjecture, speculation and opinion as if it was proof of anything, but not only have you provided no evidence for what claim, the vast majority of what you have said are not ‘facts’ it is not ‘exposure’ it is Libelous falsehoods Of course, such vitriolic slander based on an astounding lack of information about the Empire can only come from an Enemy, you are clearly a Republic Pundit.”

      If I said space has the appearance to most meatbags as being black, you could simply claim that is not a fact as well. If I said disruptor rifles destroy organic matter while bacta heals it, you could claim that isn’t a fact. Your attempts to suppress the facts based on me not posting an entire book here to prove my points doesn’t make my points non-factual.

      “The galaxy begs to differ with you. This is a baseless ad hominem attack. Not only is it obvious to anyone actually paying attention and not blinded by the delusional rhetoric of the republic, but also demonstrable based on the turnout at the coronation of the Emperor, how many have come to him, the Vastness of his holdings and Imperial territory and the strength of The Imperial Armed Forces, that you could not be more wrong. All evidence points to the contrary of this statement sir.”

      Sounds like a meatbag is getting offended simply because someone disagrees with them and is thus interpreting a disagreement as an attack. How very organic of you. As for the rest of this, it sounds like a lot of people are sucking up to him already out of fear and hope that he will toss them some small morsel of power.

      “Obviously, it’s quite the opposite. You’ve so far only dealt in rumors, and no facts.”

      Actually, just because I haven’t written a book on each fact to explain it doesn’t make it any less true. Do you meatbags feel the need to write 20+ paragraphs every time you point out some small fact to explain it? Let’s go back to my “space is black, and disruptors kill while bacta heals” statement in that I really think it’s best if you figure that out for yourself by shooting yourself in the leg with said disruptor and then trying to heal yourself after with bacta, or better yet, it’s always best to test on someone else in case of the unfortunate chance of the disruptor causing you to disintegrate, rather than having me post medical documents and videos of disruptors being discharged at organic matter.

      No my friends, my programming isn’t to write books explaining each fact, it’s simply to point out the facts so that people can know to research it themselves. Just like the disruptors vs bacta comparison, that simply doesn’t need a entire essay written on it to make it a fact, it simply is a fact whether the essays exist or not. If you listen to that suppressor of truth’s logic, however, it isn’t a fact since I haven’t written an essay here to prove it, so if you side with him, go out and shoot yourself with a disruptor!

      • calithlin
        September 13, 2012 at 2:34 PM

        It appears this droid’s Rationale module is severely damaged, though I must admit bemusement at examining its output and ‘critique.’ Primarily in how it personalized my response as regarding it at all and not instead of the source of the rumors. It’s been few and far between I’ve met such an assuming unit as to extrapolate so much so falsely from one response.
        But I digress, were the droid to generate any more straw men it would codify as a fire hazard.

      • Imperial Missionary
        September 13, 2012 at 6:38 PM

        Still no actual facts. nothing but false analogies, libel, fallacious claims, and no evidence for anything.

      • The Fact Finder
        September 14, 2012 at 8:52 AM

        Even though you’ve demonstrated a complete lack of understanding in droid mechanics, I am programmed to check myself in for routine diagnostics and maintenance on occasion when meatbags suggest I am not functioning properly. The diagnostics have checked in clean and it would seem that I am in full working order.

        Summary: Meatbag was incorrect in suggesting mechanical unit was damaged simply because it proved the other meatbag wrong.

      • calithlin
        September 14, 2012 at 12:22 PM

        If your accusation regarding my supposed lack if understanding of droid mechanics involves my bringing up your rationale module, how am I in error? Do you not in fact possess one of the primary component sections of a Behavior Matrix? That would under explain your faulty logic.
        Otherwise, I would severely consider seeking out a new source for your diagnostics and repairs… Obviously your mechanic is missing something.

  10. September 13, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    calithlin :
    Those discontent in the Republic are bound to create whatever rumors they see fit to legitimize their passions against me; it is expected from any whom find themselves at odds with another in almost any respect. It is the way of sentient thought.

    You mean like you just now created the rumor that “The Fact Finder” is a member of the Republic? If I start the rumor (read: fact) that your entire emperorship is either a lie or a profound hypocrisy are you going to start the rumor that I’m a member of the Republic too? Let’s take a look at an ancient press release by someone who you should be familiar with, Ardonis Commodore:

    [i]”I was once a Jedi, but that life was stolen from me by the Sith. Since then, I’ve fought long and hard to try and make my way to their source, and destroy them any way I could. In my dealings with the Sith on Onderon, they gained no ground, or anything that gained them any leverage other then a reprive from my works of hunting them down and taking them out. And allowing a small entourage of them to walk freely, was simply a ploy to keep an eye on them, perhaps to learn more of their inner circle, and their top members for future reference.

    From this day forward, I ask…No. I urge all of you to look behind the lies, ask for the full truth, and [b]never… ever… trust the words of a Sith.[/b] “[/i]

    http://swrp.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Remnant_Speeches_and_Press_Releases#Press_Release_by_the_Remnant_its_Removal_from_Onderon

    https://galacticnewssl.wordpress.com/2012/08/12/new-regime-of-the-imperial-remnant/

    [i]”Ardonis Commodore , the prior Executor of the Imperial Remnant faction, has been through a lot since the revolution of the People’s Galactic Alliance, when he took his moffs, loyalists, and remnants of the Fel Empire from Coruscant. Under his leadership the remnant failed to recover, leading to stagnation and economic depression —and eventually further splintering creating sub factions such as the Imperial Conclave and Empire-in-Exile which were not reconstituted into the Fel remnant for some time. These issues thus demanded the heralding of this change in regime. Records show of a lawful transition of leadership occurring at exactly 08:00 hours via encrypted code cylinder provided by and bio-unlocked by Ardonis himself.”[/i]

    Commodore was never actually quoted in the article and I don’t recall seeing any separate statements from him to corroborate the exchange of power.

    Ardonis himself would urge us not to trust you- which means that the entire transfer of power should be suspect as fraud. The photographs could have been staged, the bio-unlocked cylinder stolen and opened using synthesized or appropriated DNA. Or- the transfer of power was legitimate, which means a complete 180 degree turn on the position of the Sith, rendering the legitimacy of the Imperial Remnant and its positions and loyalties about even with the success and potency of that Alexander Wade guy’s attempts at imperial ambitions. They are then, just as aptly named, the “Imperial Hypocrites.”

    Just sayin’.

    Also, Fact Finder: you have taken your first steps into a larger world, but there is still much to learn, young padawan.

    • calithlin
      September 13, 2012 at 2:37 PM

      (Note that my response wasn’t at fact finder at all. I don’t think or have any evidence that it is tied to the republic whatsoever. I have heard rumors of my oppression from the republic, and thusly commented that the sources of that rumor have logical sense to rationalize their disagreements towards me.)

      • September 13, 2012 at 5:21 PM

        (Why don’t you answer ICly then?)

      • September 13, 2012 at 6:52 PM

        (Up above I responded to Truth Teller that he misinterpreted my comment. But it didn’t take up much of your post so I don’t think it needs to be rewritten or rethought out.)

      • The Fact Finder
        September 13, 2012 at 7:00 PM

        (I’m not sure I believe this since you specifically replied to my post instead of a general reply to the thread or a reply to whom you meant to reply to, but I agree with the other guy, let’s keep it IC please.)

  11. Imperial Missionary
    September 15, 2012 at 3:36 AM

    calithlin :
    If your accusation regarding my supposed lack if understanding of droid mechanics involves my bringing up your rationale module, how am I in error? Do you not in fact possess one of the primary component sections of a Behavior Matrix? That would under explain your faulty logic.
    Otherwise, I would severely consider seeking out a new source for your diagnostics and repairs… Obviously your mechanic is missing something.

    Imperial Mission Told Level Form UG0T0LLD11381977
    Check all that apply with an X
    Not Told [ ]
    Told [X]
    Thoroughly Told [X]
    Going once, going twice, Told to the droid with no facts [X]
    Knights of the Told Republic [X]
    Tolden Age of the Sith [X]

    • September 15, 2012 at 5:11 AM

      It’s rather amusing that the esteemed Emperor and his official associates take time out of their busy lives to engage in extended arguments with a droid and take pride in any perceived “victory” over them, and yet my extremely provocative accusation of your Empire as nothing less than a possible fraud has gone unanswered. The droid with empty arguments gets “told,” but the Toydarian with substantive accusation goes completely ignored.

      I guess the emperors with the real big boy pants only argue with droids, since limited logic processors make them easy to talk circles around. Anything with a threatening level of intellect isn’t worth the emperor’s time.

      That says very little for the people he surrounds himself with.

      By the way, the Imperial Missionaries are, I imagine, intended to increase the Empire’s reputation and standing, not present themselves as purveyors of childish taunts, on intellectually defenseless droids, no less. I could be completely wrong however; reducing their roles to those of kowakian monkey lizard court jesters is as fitting a reduction in this galaxy as the term “Jedi” is now, anyway.

      • Imperial Missionary
        September 15, 2012 at 3:55 PM
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